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epic-humor: cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage see more
I want to see something, Reblog if you're older...
christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to. She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
igotfriendswithtractors: asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck Oh, that’s why It didn’t work. I was putting mine in spanish rice. On a plus note, my lawn was taken care of beautifully.
Guess I’m spending spring break with him hmm
I'm so scared
I’m going to hang out with my ex boyfriend at his grandparents house and I have no idea what’s going to happen cause he has a new gf but she’s back at where he lives with his dad so I really don’t know if he’ll pull a move or what ugh I just hope everything goes ok
Well found out I have Costochondritis yay.....